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She Reacts! One of my favorite moments during sex is when I first pull out my man meat. I love seeing the reaction on a bitches face as my monster hog seems to exit my pants endlessly. It’s like the first scene in Spaceballs, where the ship takes a minute and a half to pass by the screen.
My CockzillaI would describe the facial expression as a mixture of shock, aww, excitement, and fear. Bitches already know by my alpha energy that I have a serious piece on me, but they don’t expect it to be horse-sized. Any proper slut will be excited to find out what my cock feels like their pussy, but discovering said feeling could spell the demise of her pussy. That thing might not ever look the same again. Plus, it may ruin every cock but mine for her for the rest of her life.
I love thinking about the next time a bitch has sex with another dude after me. She won't be able to help but feel disappointed when some meager man meat drops out of a loser's trousers. Sorry bitch. This dick is one of a kind. The Gods broke the mold after they made it. (For legal reasons)
I'm willing to bet my life and the lives of everyone I care about that you've never seen a look like that. When you pull out your pitiful little boy cock bitches have to hold in laughter. It barely pierces the veil of your scrotum. If you were tanning nude, you'd have to tie your nuts back to get any sun on your shaft. Your shaft isn't even worth calling a shaft. Your dick goes from the root right to the head. It does not pass go, nor collect two hundred dollars.
The First Three Women to Laugh at Your MemberIt's been that way since you were a wee young lad. The first woman to ever laugh at the embarrassingly tiny size of your cock is your mom. Even as a baby, she could tell your member would never grow past a couple of inches. It made your dad cry knowing that he produced such a pathetic son. He hoped you could carry on the family name, but you'll never impregnate a bitch with that rice grain you call your genitals.
The second woman to laugh at your micropenis is your pediatrician. Your parents brought you to the doctor, fearing your mini manhood was a health problem. There is no way this is natural. At first, the doctor tried to reassure your mom and dad that everything was okay. That is until the doc laid eyes on it also. She called in the nurses, and the whole office had a hearty laugh at your misfortune.
The third lady is your sister. It was her that officially informed you your cock wasn't like the other fucker. Your sis was a complete slut, so she had seen her fair share of dick, even back then. You broke down in tears when you found out that the average penis length is five and a half inches. No woman would ever want to ride your two-inch pocket rocket. You were doomed.
Now smash cut to the modern day, and it turns out you were right. No bitches want to touch that midget dick of yours. The only thing you have in life is masturbation. You don't even use your whole hand to jerk off. You have to use your thumb and index finger like you're smoking a joint. The thing won't even fit in a fleshlight. The tip just bounces off like throwing a tennis ball at a brick wall.
I can't do anything to change the size of your penis, but I can give you a look at what it would be like to own an impressive hog. All you have to do is hit up the site SheReacts. She Reacts is not a porn site in the traditional sense. It's more like a reaction channel on Youtube, but for porn and cocks.
The site features a panel of women willing to watch porn, judge cocks, and try not to laugh at the tiny ones. Don't worry. I know you don't need to see any more laughter. You can stick to the positive cock reactions.
She Reacts is part of a network of excellent traditional porn sites such as Edge Queens, Mylked, Club Tug, Tease POV, Mean Massage, Cum Blast City, Over 40 Hand Jobs, (+18)Teen Tugs, and See Mom Suck. Use the "Switch Sites" button to check them out at any time.
Along with the other sites in the network, She Reacts is a paid premium porn site. I know what you're thinking. While this place sounds fun, you don't necessarily want to pay for a porn site that doesn't have ordinary porn. I understand that, and so does She Reacts—That's why you get access to their whole network when you subscribe. You'll have plenty of porn to help balance out the reaction vids.
They offer three different levels of membership for possible subscribers to choose from. The first is a one-month special for $9.90. That price is only good for the month. It's more like an extended trial period than a subscription level. Most porn sites only give you a couple of days, so these fuckers are being nice. Trust me. After a month of watching bitches be impressed by dick for once, you'll be sold.
The second option is a three-month membership for $39.80. That works out to $13.27 a month. That's only a bit higher than the trial price. These guys aren't trying to screw anyone over.
The final and best option is the one-year membership going for $94.80. That ends up being only $7.90 a month, which is a sixty-eight percent discount. It's even less expensive than the trial period. She Reacts wants everyone to be able to experience what having a monster hog would feel like without giving up an arm and a leg. They really are doing the lord's work.
Who Are These Bitches?So who exactly is this panel of women casting judgment down upon the penises of the world? Trust me. The developers wouldn't bring just any cunt in here to give an opinion. Only porn stars have the expertise needed to provide a professional opinion on cock quality.
The panel is a mix of teens, twenty-somethings, and milfs that have dozens of years of porn experience between them. Perhaps you'll recognize some of the names such as Corra Cox, Jamie Foster, Kristie Kream, Layna Landry, Lilith Grace, Reina Hart, River Lynn, Rory Knox, Vanessa Vox, and Vicky. Before you ask, no, Vanessa Vox and Skylar Vox are not sisters. However, I wouldn't mind seeing them in a scene together.
Biggie SmallsLet's pan through some of the content here to give you an idea of what these ladies are up to, starting with "Big Dick Rank With Layden Landry." Before diving in, I have to say that these bitches must love filming reaction videos. It's the easiest money they ever make. I'd much rather react to a dick video than have three dicks in each of my available holes.
Layden is a cock scholar, and that becomes clear the more reaction videos featuring her you watch. She is a stickler for cum volume, so if you fire out little measly ropes, don't even bother trying to fuck her. She also pays attention to the ratio between the shaft and head size. Women appreciate a symmetrical cock. Of course, symmetry is not the issue when it comes to your dick. The problem is that it's symmetrically minuscule.
I know you guys won't like it, but next up, I have "Try Not to Laugh Small Dick Challenge." Does penis size matter? It does if your cock is the size of a bottle cap. Bitches want to be fucked by guys, not scissored.
Both of the ladies taking part in the small dick challenge lose right away. The very first cock is barely a penis. It's more like a medium-sized clit. I'm not even exaggerating when I say my dick was bigger than that when I was a baby. I even have the bathtub pictures to prove it. I feel for you if your cock looks anything like this guy's. My only suggestion would be surgery. You can't live your whole life with a chipmunk dick.
I'm not gunna lie to guys; I got sucked into this site. It's fucking hilarious. Something tells me that you micro-cocked motherfuckers won't find it quite as funny as I do, but at least you can get a look at a face you'll never be able to see—a face that is impressed by your manhood.
I don't find much to be wrong with this site. The only negative is that She Reacts is still young, so the library is small. Besides that, the place is excellent, so come experience a reaction you'll never see in real life.
- Fantastic concept
- Part of a large network
- The site is young, so the library is still relatively small