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Everyone has a favorite hole to stick their dick in. For me, it's the classic vagina. I appreciate that it was purpose-built for the penis to have a good time in. For you guys, it's probably not even a hole in a female body. You gave up on feeling one of those a long time ago. Now, instead, you have a favorite fleshlight because you like the way the sleeve twists both ways.
The Holey TrinityI'm sorry you guys have been so deprived of sex that a warm moist hole connected to a living body is out of the question. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm glad that all of my favorite holes are on women. I'm so happy I don't have to choose only one to use for the rest of my life because I like to rotate.
Each has its own positives ad negatives. The pussy feels great, but it's kind of vanilla. Everyone loves fucking pussy. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I like to mix things up sometimes.
The mouth is fucking fantastic because I don't have to do anything. I can just sit back and enjoy the show. The problem is a lack of consistency. Not every blow job is alike. Everything hinges on the skill of the deliverer. If she doesn't have her shit together, you're going to get tooth scars on your shaft. Trust me. Shaft bite marks are a bitch and take a while to heal.
Then there is the dark horse of the bunch, also known as the asshole. Not everyone likes the asshole, and that's ok. The asshole might not like you, either. However, if you're not fucking bitches in the asshole, you're missing out on a third of your hole options.
The positives are many, but my favorite is how tight the anus is. But, unfortunately, that's not a universal rule. I've definitely met some bitches with loose O-rings, but it's far rarer than loose pussies.
It's also a naughty hole. God doesn't want you nutting in his honey pot. Often times women don't either. Part of the fun is convincing an anal virgin to give up the goods. She won't want to at first, but she'll turn around with a bit of persistence and plenty of lube.
That's a Spicy MeatballThe only real downside is the poop, but poop can be avoided. Don't fuck your bitch in the ass if she had spicy sausage gravy breakfast, chili for lunch, and hot wings for dinner. Your penis will look like an overcooked hotdog dipped in chocolate afterward.
You want your bitch on a water diet before you go plugging the sub pump. If anything is backed up, you want it down, and out of the body, so there is plenty of room for both your cock and a fat wad of cum.
Vice actually did a pretty spectacular article and video on the subject. Unfortunately, it was focused around gay dudes, but the lessons hold true for either gender. They have some great ideas on how to keep the asshole pristine for anal sex. I recommend giving it a listen so you can guide sluts on how to be squeaky clean before you defile their poop chute.
Look at me over here talking to you like anyone is going to let you inside their butt hole. I don't mean to rub in my use of all three holes, along with several others you probably don't know about. If you've never heard of a Z.J, you can't afford it.
It's a good thing there is so much anal sex in porn. These porn performers know how to keep a tidy rectum prior to letting cocks in. If anyone is going to make an asshole look like shit, it's going to be my cock, goddamnit.
When it comes to finding the best anal sex porn has to offer, few have such a wide and varied selection as HotMovies. I've talked about Hot Movies in detail in the past, so I won't bother running through the nitty-gritty details. Suffice it to say that it's a pay-by-the-minute porn service with a huge library and easy-to-use, if slightly dated, design.
The most important thing to cover right now is the content. There is enough anal sex happening around here to split a bitch down the middle like you're hunting for pearls.
Anal AngelsIf we are going to review content, we might as well start with the slice of heaven known as "Anal Bliss Vol. 2." Tushy produces this video, and you know what that means. It means this is going to be some of the hottest anal sex porn you've ever laid two eyes on.
There are several scenes to choose from, and each is sexier than the last. The first scene stars a sexy big-tittied bitch named Savannah. Savannah doesn't understand why her husband is such an uptight little cunt all the time. He can be a real asshole when all Savannah wants is someone to fuck her asshole.
Her man is having yet another rough day, but the couple has a rule. They never leave the house angry at each other. If Savannah is going to calm down her husband, she'll have to pull out all the stops, and to her, that means lingerie and anal sex. It is a combo that would certainly work for me.
In the next scene, Kagney and her man play a very high-stakes game. If she is able to take the win, her man will stop teasing her and finally fuck her tight little asshole like she's always wanted. If she loses, she'll have to come up with a way around the rules. Either way, this bitch is getting her colon glazed in sticky jizz before the night is out.
The third scene features the classically sexy Lara. Who cares if this slut is an exhibitionist? It would be a sin to keep such a sexy and fuckable body to herself when all men would love to enjoy it.
To help feed her need for constant male attention, she likes to do her yoga outside where public eyes can be on her. Of course, the skimpy workout gear helps her stand out also. This bitch is like a cock lighthouse.
But she isn't doing anything perverted, so it's fine. Well, despite her tiny amount of modesty, her neighbor has taken notice, and it inspired him to fuck his wife. Lara might not have noticed if the two weren't fucking at maximum volume right next to the window where Lara can clearly see them.
Lara may not be a language expert or an expert in anything for that matter, but she read between the lines of this message. She is being invited to join in on this little tryst. Who is she to turn down such a kind request? It would rude not to let her neighbor ride her asshole like Paul Revere.
Make that Asshole Dance for MeI've been saving the best for last. The final scene features the drop-dead gorgeous Clea Gaultier. When Clea Moved to LA, she knew it was a considerable risk. But it was also the best way to further her dancing career. She just hoped that the intense competition and her language barrier wouldn't be enough to stop her.
To make sure she was at the top of her game, Clea hired a famous Hollywood dance instructor. Only the best of the best could get her where she needed to be. Yet, the more time they spent together, the less they thought about dance.
The sexual tension was too thick to think about anything but fucking. If the two are going to get back on task, they need to clear the air, and I only know one way to do that: anal sex.
When it comes to anal sex, Tushy is genuinely the best, and Hot Movies has a massive selection of the stuff. I keep coming back to releases such as Tushy: Anal Models. How could I not? I don't think I'll ever get enough of Janice Griffith's brown eye. She is perfect from head to toe, and her asshole is no different. I'd fuck that bitch while she was shitting on my cock if she asked nicely enough.
Hot Movies never ceases to amaze me. No matter what genre is your favorite, Tushy is sure to have plenty of it. And they don't fuck with filler. They only offer the hottest in new and old porn.
While the site is on the edge of perfection, the aesthetic is still straight out of twelve years ago. It needs a modernization that wouldn't require much work.
I'm sad to say that the closest you're ever getting to having anal sex is if you twist your penis around and fuck yourself. Otherwise, you'll have to make do with Hot Movies.
- Dripping with anal sex
- Easy to navigate
- Features the best names in porn
- The site looks aged