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AEBN offers a selection of celebrity porno that I’m a little embarrassed to admit I just found out about. Can you blame me, though? When you’ve got that many dirty movies, studios and pornstars in one big-ass site, it ain’t too difficult for some of it to get lost in the shuffle from time to time. I guess I was just too distracted shaking my dick at the kind of professional humpers I meet at PornDudeCasting to notice they also have videos of the more “traditional” celebs. Frankly, I’m a sucker for all kinds of fuck flicks, but there’s something special about finally seeing a famous chick naked after beating off to her SFW stuff for years.
I’ve mentioned AEBN.com from time to time here at ThePornDude, and chances are you’ve checked them out, too. They call themselves the Trusted Adult Video Provider Since 1999, and that longevity alone tells you a lot about the quality of what they’re serving. They’ve been one of the most popular adult Video-On-Demand sites for a while now, and part of that formula is a healthy selection of celebrity sex VOD. AEBN gets millions of visits a month, and I wonder how many of them are tuning in to see mainstream actresses, models, musicians and other famous chicks in various states of undress. I’m definitely among them today.
Tuning in to the AEBNAEBN stands for Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network. I’ve compared them to Netflix before because it’s a fucking wonderland of different porn brands, all under one banner. Netflix only offers subscription plans, though, while AEBN has a number of different ways to spend your money and meet your masturbatory budget. You can pay per streaming minute, rent, buy downloads or spring for a subscription. The X-Pass membership includes unlimited video streaming of over 5,000 movies, plus some VOD minutes every month to get at another hundred thousand flicks not included in the “unlimited” package. Since we’re talking about the site’s Celebrities movies today, it’s worth noting that most of those are not included with the X-Pass.
Let’s skip straight to the celebrity section. If you’re playing along at home, use my link or find the Celebrities link listed in their sprawling Categories index. That will bring up a spread of the latest celebrity movies, the trending ones, the most watched and the recommended celebrities scenes as well. The presentation may remind the older masturbators in the audience of swinging through those saloon doors at the local VHS shop and into the adult section, as the porno-cover presentation feels a lot like those sticky, well-stocked shelves.
One of the best things AEBN.com has going for it is that they offer content from a whole fucking lot of sources, making them a veritable shopping mall of smut. That formula holds true even in this category, as they offer Celebrity porno from a range of studios, producers and paysites. Right away, I see a ton of videos from MrSkin, Playboy, Vivid Celeb and Wicked Pictures.
I’ll be honest: I don’t totally understand how some celebrity sex tapes get official releases while others find their way to leak sites in a much more unofficial manner. AEBN.com’s Celebrity section ain’t necessarily the place to find the freshest famous-lady hookups and OnlyFans blowjobs, but their collection of official releases is bigger than I’d expected. As of this writing, the stash includes 160 movies and 574 scenes. That’s relatively small compared to some of the anything-goes celeb sites out there, but you don’t have to feel bad about piracy or invading anybody’s privacy.
Hey, I’ve Seen This Naked Lady on TV!Did you have a particular famous babe in mind when you stopped by today? The reason I ask is because AEBN has all kinds of well-known women in their Celebrities aisle. When I first pulled up the page, I didn’t immediately recognize anybody and started wondering if I’d come to the wrong place. Turns out, I just wasn’t looking hard enough.
Open your eyes a little wider and you’ll start recognizing ladies you’ve only ever imagined naked before. One video has fucking Barbara Streisand on the cover and lists Marilyn Monroe and Janes Mansfield beside her face. They’ve got sex tapes from singers like Mindy McCready and rockers like Jimi motherfucking Hendrix, plus crazy-ass novelties like John Wayne Bobbitt’s post-cock-severing porno. Other celebs on the menu are totally expected; Anna Nicole Smith, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson all figure prominently in the display.
If you’re familiar with MrSkin, you know their formula involves finding the sexiest scenes from mainstream TV and movies. One of their recent releases on AEBN, The Greatest HBO TV Nude Scenes, shows Daenerys Targaryen from behind as she steps naked into a bath. I’ve actually heard conflicting reports about whether that’s actually Emilia Clarke or just a body double, but I’ll crank off to it either way. The brand offers a lot of the iconic Hollywood nude scenes you’ve seen before, like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, Demi Moore in GI Jane, and Halle Berry as Catwoman. They also just released a collection of porn actresses in non-porn roles, still being sexy as all living fuck.
It's a really fucking nice mix of Celebrity content. I was just expecting a few leaked tapes like the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee classic, but they also hit you with a ton of those Hollywood scenes, too. I wasn’t expecting to see Sarah Silverman without her clothes today, but here we are. The inclusion of some vintage Playboy content is kind of ironic, because really, were babes like Jenny McCarthy really considered “celebrities” before we saw them naked?
If I have one complaint about the setup, it’s just that the celebrities ain’t tagged the same way as the pornstars in AEBN.com’s master index. You can flip the video covers around to look at the back of the box, where they typically list at least a few of the famous chicks included, but it would be so much easier to find what you wanted if you could just enter a celebrity’s name into the search bar. As it is, you end up going into a lot of these movies semi-blind, with only a hint of who you’re actually going to see. That especially applies to those MrSkin collections.
How About Some Free Celebrity Sex?While most of the Celebrity movies aren’t included with the X-Pass subscription, I feel the overall prices at AEBN are fair. For example, most of those MrSkin videos cost two bucks to rent, four bucks to stream for life, or six bucks if you want a download on top of it all. Minute packages start at a few bucks, with better deals depending on how much time you want; the mid-range minute package is thirty bones for three hundred minutes, and they don’t expire.
If you’re brand new to AEBN, you can also get fifteen free minutes just for signing up. Be careful, though, because the crack-dealer model of freebies works for a reason. When those fifteen minutes are up, you may find yourself with a set aching blue balls guiding your hand toward your wallet. Hey, I’ve been there a million times.
I used a few of my own minutes to check out a Vivid release called 100 Percent Real Groupies 2: The Mayhem Continues. It features the drummer from Saigon Kick going around and banging the skins in a different way than he does onstage. I don’t even remember the last time I actually heard the band, buy my dude is still pulling some grade-A ass. It pays to rock, I guess!
AEBN.com doesn’t have the very latest in leaked celebrity sex tapes, but they do have a fucking incredible collection of the ones that have made their way to official releases, not to mention a whole lot of naughty scenes drawn from mainstream entertainment. The size and diversity of the collection is going to be one of the biggest draws, because there’s a good chance you can see some of your favorite famous bitches totally naked and getting it on. With a powerful interface for finding what you want and fifteen free minutes, I’m not sure why you’re still just thinking about it.
- Adult VOD shop with celebrity section
- Pay per minute, rent, buy, and membership options
- Famous chick fuck flicks from various studios, producers and paysites
- Range of content from sex tapes to Hollywood scenes and more
- 160 Movies and 574 scenes
- 15 Minutes free for new users
- Individual celebs not typically listed in stars index
- Most celeb flicks not included with x-pass membership