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Not all porn sites are designed for the sole reason of getting you off. Wait, what? Yup, that’s right. This might come as a surprise to learn, but the world doesn’t revolve around your sad little excuse for a boner. Well then, you are likely wondering, what other reason could there possibly be to create a porn site, if not to make people cum?
Well, there are many reasons to make a porn site, not all of them have to do with you filling box after box of Kleenexes with your would-be baby batter. Some porn sites exist solely for shock and awe. You might have accidentally stumbled upon sites like these on one of your many solo thirst quests. You know the type … sites with videos that, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t un-see. Sites with video captions like “Grannie eats shit and cum” or “Guy fucks a hornet’s nest.”
I suppose there are probably people out there who do get off to this kind of shit. But can we really consider them “people” at that point? Gotta draw the line somewhere. So, at least as far as quasi-normal, mostly psychologically intact people are concerned, these sites exist to gross us the fuck out.
Then there are porn sites that function mainly as a community hub. These come in the form of forum sites. People share plenty of pictures, videos, and gifs on them, sure, but it’s not exactly easy to jerk it to a series of threads and comments. These sorts of sites are more for people to share their content with one another and to discuss it. It might be a good source for building a spank bank up over time, but as far as the immediate orgasm is concerned, forum sites aren’t really the place to go.
There are also sites that function outside of the realms of shock or community. These sites are meant more to entertain. Often comical, the content on these sites are often a mixed bag. Sometimes you might find porn bloopers, other times you’ll find humorous compilations and videos with funny, opinionated captions put to them. Who doesn’t love a good laugh now and then in between orgasms? Take a break from your very serious business of fapping to enjoy some of the rarer corners of the online porn world.
Laugh Until You Cum. Cum Until You Laugh?Efukt.com is one of those sites that doesn’t make it their main focus to get you off. They seem more concerned with sharing hilarious content, like in a video they posted called “Ultra Beta,” for which the description reads, “This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.” First of all, as someone who identifies as a toaster strudel, I am triggered. Second of all, this should give you a good taste of the kind of stuff you will find on Efukt.
Efukt is different. There aren’t many sites out today like it. Although the main mission of Efukt seems to be to share and curate comical content, it is one of the rare porn humor sites that also actually has some pretty hot videos, even if they are funny. So maybe it is unfair to say that Efukt is one of those sites that exist solely just to make you laugh. With a little bit of luck (and some impeccable timing), you might even be able to cum and laugh at the same time on Efukt. … Challenge accepted!
Something Different EntirelyFrom the moment you land on the home page, you can immediately tell that Efukt is not going to be your typical porn site. For starters, the banner features a drawing of an owl with a very realistic looking flaccid human penis over the crotch. Behind him is a starlit sky with a full moon off in the corner and “Efukt” written in a kind of ghostly font. It’s kind of disturbing like Motherless. But a definitive sign that you aren’t about to be browsing your everyday porn site.
Below the banner, you have something like a newsfeed. Each post features a thumbnail of the content on the left, the title, description, number of views it has received, the date it was posted, the username of the contributor who did the posting, and a tag. Click on a post and be brought to a new page where you can view the video, read the full description, and find other similar posts as nondescript thumbnails underneath.
Once you’ve clicked into a post, you can also navigate through all posts, one by one, by clicking arrows to view the previous or next one. There’s also a shuffle button, which brings you to a random post from the archive. This is a really cool feature if you just want to find some random funny shit to share with your porn-addicted friends without actually having to do the work of digging for it.
A Fuck Ton of ContentThe site also has a menu bar that follows you around the entire site. Either click the Efukt logo to return to the home page, hover your mouse over “videos” to view a lengthy drop-down menu to help you navigate the site (categories, newest, trolling pornstars, awkward moments, ridiculous orgasms, cum haters, favorites, most viewed, and more), pics, gifs, VR sites, Inhumanity (looks like a similar site to Efukt), Best Porn (which brings you right here to theporndude.com), Live Sex (Camsoda.com), and an ellipses (CrazyShit, Painaltube, Kaotic.com, video series, Efukt shirts, forum, trending, and submit).
Efukt is a huge fucking site with tons of entertaining shit to keep you occupied for hours. If, however, on the off chance you do find yourself bored with Efukt, they provide a convenient list of links at the bottom of the home page for you to check out. Looks like they link to a bunch of different tube and aggregator sites (and, again, theporndude.com … Efukt clearly knows a quality site when they see one. Respect).
Another thing that I respect about Efukt is that, other than the links, I did not see a single ad the entire time I was on the site. Do you have any idea how rare it is to find a porn site that is not plastered corner to corner in ads? Well, you spend most of your time wanking it to porn sites, so maybe I don’t need to tell you. Needless to say, this is nearly unheard of.
I mean, maybe you could consider their links to be ads, but the links are just hyperlinks, and they are out of the way from the actual content of the site. Really, I view these more as recommendations than advertisements. If it doesn’t fuck up my enjoyment of the site, it’s excusable in my eyes.
The Man Behind the CurtainAll in all, Efukt is doing something not many others dare to do: point out the absurdity and sometimes inherent humor in the world of porn. It can be really easy to forget about the behind the scenes stuff that went on to bring us the porn we so frequently take for granted. The fourth wall is so rarely broken in porn. In fact, that’s often the whole point of porn—to not break the fourth wall, to create the most immersive experience possible.
Then comes along Efukt, shattering your precious little fourth wall to pieces and shouting, ‘Ha! How many gallons of cum would you say that bitch has swallowed in her lifetime? Twenty? Twenty-five? The answer is fifteen, in one sitting at least!’
Personally, I think that Efukt is a welcomed break from the monotony of porn, much of which just takes itself way too fucking seriously. If you take a step back and think about it, the act of shooting porn is kind of an absurd thing to do, isn’t it? Before everything gets edited and blended together to look all sexy and shit? At the end of the day, it’s still just two people who hardly know each other having sex in extremely athletic and sometimes acrobatic ways for money. Efukt strips away the music, the storylines, and the makeup to expose the absurd reality of it all. And the result is often pretty fucking funny.
I respect what Efukt is doing, I like how they’ve made a lane for themselves and separated themselves from the rest of the world of internet porn. I also like that they often feature videos that are simultaneously funny and hot, that they seem to be staying clear of the disgusting, and that they have managed to do all this without the use of annoying, in your face advertising.
Chances are, though, I won’t be coming back to Efukt (often misspelled as "efuckt", "efucked", "efuket" and "efuct") when I just want a simple fap and go. I will be coming back from time to time for a good laugh, though.
- Funny content
- Active forum
- Well-edited videos
- Site design and organization
- Lack of ads
- Viewers discretion is advised
- Lack of fappability